At The Elite Bar

Session Start: Fri Jan 04 21:05:10 2002
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* Sharn-Lugonn walks in
<Ol_Blue> Brown?
<Sharn-Lugonn> Yes, please.
* Ol_Blue passes a foamy brown to Sharn-Lugonn
<Sharn-Lugonn> Thanks
* Sharn-Lugonn finds a seat at the bar
<Ol_Blue> Pretty quiet in here tonight.
<Sharn-Lugonn> I see. Maybe it will be better later tonight
<Ol_Blue> I hope so.
* Sharn-Lugonn drinks a bit of his brown
<Ol_Blue> I have to do some tweaking. Feel free to help yourself to brown.
<Ol_Blue> 11B10e 11R10ight 11B10ack.
* Sharn-Lugonn checks the time - quite early
* Sharn-Lugonn looks at the fireplace
<Ol_Blue> HOpefully people will roll in soon.
<Sharn-Lugonn> Yes, that would be lovely.
* Sharn-Lugonn stands up
* Ol_Blue polishes a glass
* Sharn-Lugonn walks around the bar in circles
<Sharn-Lugonn> Man, I feel like a lion in a cage 'bout now.
<Ol_Blue> Have you been onto starchat? They may b ethere
<Ol_Blue> 11B10e 11R10ight 11B10ack. - 10 mins
<Sharn-Lugonn> No. Haven't.
<Sharn-Lugonn> Okies.
* Sharn-Lugonn walks to the fireplace and stretches near it on the floor
* Sharn-Lugonn drinks a bit of the liquid in his glass
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<Sharn-Lugonn> Evening.
<Sharn-Lugonn> If you want some Brown, then help yourself. Or shall I pour one for you?
<RubyHeart> heya
<Sharn-Lugonn> You mean yes?
<RubyHeart> abyone seen brianetta?
<RubyHeart> *anyone
<Sharn-Lugonn> Not yet.
<RubyHeart> alrighty
<Sharn-Lugonn> Ol_Blue'll be back in 8 minutes.
* Ol_Blue pops back in
<Sharn-Lugonn> Or sooner.
<Ol_Blue> I was just finding the Malt Whiskey
<RubyHeart> bbl
<Sharn-Lugonn> Great!
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* Sharn-Lugonn walks back to the bar and sits there
* Ol_Blue slups
* Kris_Kania walks in
<Kris_Kania> Well, this place hasn't changed...
<Ol_Blue> NOpe
<Sharn-Lugonn> Nothing here ever changes..
* Ol_Blue passes Kris_Kania a brown
<Kris_Kania> Thank you. Where's Bee?
* Ol_Blue points at the coal scuttle and shudders
<Kris_Kania> Oh.
<Sharn-Lugonn> Don't even mention that..
<Sharn-Lugonn> It could happen then.
<Kris_Kania> I'll...uh...I'll just sit down in the corner and get drunk, then.
<Sharn-Lugonn> Which corner would be suitable for that purpose?
* Kris_Kania walks over to the corner and puts his plan to live
* Sharn-Lugonn drinks a bit of the liquid in his glass
<Kris_Kania> The one that has a table and a chair close by...
<Ol_Blue> I am getting drunk in this corner.
<Sharn-Lugonn> I see. I take the fireplace.
<Kris_Kania> Well then, were like a big, unhappy family here...
<Sharn-Lugonn> Looks like.
* Sharn-Lugonn walks to the fireplace and adds a log to the fire
<Sharn-Lugonn> The fire reminds me of hell, though I haven't been there yet.
* Sharn-Lugonn sits on the floor near the fireplace
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<Sharn-Lugonn> Wow! We're unwatched!
* Kris_Kania drinks more brown and contemplates hell and suchlike
* Ol_Blue locks the door
<Sharn-Lugonn> Some privacy, at last.
<Kris_Kania> Maybe it got depressed with the atmosphere?
<Ol_Blue> That wouldnt suprise me.
* RubyHeart hehe
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<Ol_Blue> Allways wanted to do that
<RubyHeart> lol
<Sharn-Lugonn> The funniest thing I've seen in a long, long, long time!
* Sharn-Lugonn laughs
<Ol_Blue> It had to be done.
<Sharn-Lugonn> Will it come back? Through the chimney?
<Kris_Kania> :-)
<Ol_Blue> I think I should ban it
<Ol_Blue> For the sakes of security
* Sharn-Lugonn athrows more logs in the fire to avoid posssible invasion
* Ol_Blue tinkers with the ban settings
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<Sharn-Lugonn> Oh, Santa Claus himself!
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<RubyHeart> hey..
<Ol_Blue> What?
* Ol_Blue looks innocent
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<Ol_Blue> Um... it was an accident
<RubyHeart> lol
<Sharn-Lugonn> Yes. It wanted to hurt you - you just defended yourself.
<Ol_Blue> It was going for Kris! I was doing my duty as part time barman
<RubyHeart> lol Gerd is going to see that logged...
* Ol_Blue 04*Laughs*
<Sharn-Lugonn> We need to relax - and this is the best way... who could think other?
* Sharn-Lugonn drinks a bit of the liquid in his glass
* RubyHeart sleeping?
<Kris_Kania> Strange... I thought it was turned back from me... actually, I didnt see a thing, so maybe ot ewas going for me
<Kris_Kania> argh...my tongue...cant speak....zhxvjhydgasjkd
<RubyHeart> lol
* Kris_Kania drinks
<Kris_Kania> better.
<Ol_Blue> I have new Brown Export
<Kris_Kania> ?
<Ol_Blue> Anyone want some?
* Kris_Kania raises a hand
* Ol_Blue puts on the thick gloves
<Sharn-Lugonn> Yes, please.
* Sharn-Lugonn hands over his empty pint
* Ol_Blue pours out 3 Steins of Brown Export
<Kris_Kania> Should it smoke like that?
<Sharn-Lugonn> What smokes?
<Kris_Kania> The brown... I was sure I saw smoke. And bubles.
<Ol_Blue> Dont put it next to metal
<Sharn-Lugonn> Okay. My body does not contain metallic components - I should be safe.
<Ol_Blue> Or spill it on skin
<Sharn-Lugonn> And can I drink it?
<Kris_Kania> Can I get close to it?
* Kris_Kania prods the containers content with a stick
* Ol_Blue extinguishes the burning stick
<Kris_Kania> Thank you.
* Sharn-Lugonn sneks a bit closer to the Brown Export
<Ol_Blue> no prob
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<Kris_Kania> I will go with Brown Standard.
<Sharn-Lugonn> Now I see why you can't get Brown anywhere except at TEB...
<Sharn-Lugonn> For safety reasons..
* Ol_Blue pours out a Brown (Reglar)
<Sharn-Lugonn> What will we do with the three Export Browns?
<Ol_Blue> Free Military Fuel?
<Kris_Kania> Give it to the dog?
<Sharn-Lugonn> Mmm... or we could make some new kind of missiles... filled with Brown Export.
* Kris_Kania remembers there used to be a dog. Wonders what happened to it.
<Sharn-Lugonn> Would sell well - considering its interaction with metal.
<Ol_Blue> Good point
<Ol_Blue> Imperial Military Fuel
<Sharn-Lugonn> Hehe!
<Sharn-Lugonn> Now that I think about it... we could take over the whole Galaxy!
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<Sharn-Lugonn> Just sell this as Military Fuel and we'll be the only ones still owning flight-capable ships..
<Kris_Kania> Where'd you get the stuff anyway? I'd think that the brewer would notice something special about his product...
<Ol_Blue> Brewer... er?
* Ol_Blue hids the radioactive drum behind the bar
* Kris_Kania thinks: "some people..."
<Sharn-Lugonn> Are there any less dangerous drinks on tap tonight?
<Kris_Kania> ...like molten lava?
<Sharn-Lugonn> I don't know what Bee keeps here..
<Ol_Blue> Klens Um?
* Ol_Blue pulls out the bottle.
<Sharn-Lugonn> I'll try one.
<RubyHeart> bbl
<Sharn-Lugonn> Would you pour one for me or should
<Sharn-Lugonn> I help myself?
<Ol_Blue> Help yourself. I am drinking heavily right now...
* Sharn-Lugonn pours a glass of Klens Um
* Sharn-Lugonn tastes the Klens Um
<Sharn-Lugonn> Wow! Not much taste, though..
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* Cmdr_Tool enters via the door for a change
<Cmdr_Tool> evening
<Sharn-Lugonn> Evening.
<Cmdr_Tool> is anyone behind the bar, or is it serve-youself night again
* Cmdr_Tool edges towards the bar
<Sharn-Lugonn> Help yourself.
<Cmdr_Tool> Excellent. Does anyone else want one while I'm at it?
<Sharn-Lugonn> A Brown, thanks.
* Kris_Kania raises head from the table
<Cmdr_Tool> Righto
<Kris_Kania> `ello
<Kris_Kania> *burp*
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<Cmdr_Tool> You want one as well Kris?
<Kris_Kania> Sure.
* Cmdr_Tool pours three pints of brown and distributes them
<Kris_Kania> Thanks.
<Sharn-Lugonn> Thanks.
* Sharn-Lugonn drinks a bit of the liquid in his glass
<Cmdr_Tool> has it been quiet tonight?
<Sharn-Lugonn> Very.
* Kris_Kania drinks the brown and continues to inhale the atmosphere of..of.. well, of a sad place of some kind.
<Cmdr_Tool> wrong end of the year methinks. Most people are still in Riedquat, hung over
<Sharn-Lugonn> Mmm.. I was on Planet Lave = at home.
<Cmdr_Tool> I was back at home as well. The party wasn't as good as previous years but good enough
<Cmdr_Tool> a little downbeat and it was a tad too cold
<Sharn-Lugonn> I have a party with one person invited = me...
<Sharn-Lugonn> Sorry, had.
<Cmdr_Tool> ah, I went to my mates house, drank out of date beer, went to the town centre, drank more, smoked a cigar and finished the night off on whiskey
<Sharn-Lugonn> Still more interesting than what I did.
<Cmdr_Tool> it cahnges from year to year though. I'd have loved to have been in Riedquat over new year, but there was a family do on
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<Sharn-Lugonn> The situation is hopeless; and getting worse.
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* Sharn-Lugonn drinks a bit of the liquid in his glass
<Sharn-Lugonn> Nah, too bad.
<Kris_Kania> Hmm...
<Sharn-Lugonn> I'm getting sick of this silence - let's make some noise!
<Kris_Kania> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Kris_Kania> ...coug...coug....
<Sharn-Lugonn> Good!
<Kris_Kania> should be cough, though
<Sharn-Lugonn> Drink a bit, will help you.
* Sharn-Lugonn moves to the other side of the bar counter
<Kris_Kania> I am, I am
<Sharn-Lugonn> Let's have a look at that barrel containing the Brown Export...
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* Sharn-Lugonn examines the barrel
<RedGamma> ?
<Kris_Kania> Hello
<RedGamma> i have an @
<Sharn-Lugonn> Good evening!
<RedGamma> hello
<RedGamma> eerrr.....Sharn Lugonn??
<Sharn-Lugonn> Yes?
<RedGamma> who are you?
<RedGamma> no offence meant of course
<Sharn-Lugonn> Don't pretend you haven't seen me before - I know you have..
<RedGamma> ok.
<Sharn-Lugonn> I can tell you the exact date, if you wish.
<RedGamma> sure
<Sharn-Lugonn> If you want to know something about me, then try my website.
<RedGamma> which is.
<RedGamma> ?
<Kris_Kania> www.sharn-lugonn.com ;)
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<Sharn-Lugonn> Here goes:
<RedGamma> website didn't work
<Sharn-Lugonn> http://tatooine.fortunecity.com/heinlein/415/Deadly/main.html
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Session Close: Fri Jan 04 22:32:17 2002