Sculpture from umbilical cords
Maternity doctor, who used his abilities for creating an artwork
Alan Heidfeld, a doctor from Denver, who created a
new style of modern art. This work evoked also negative feedback from the
church. Neverthless, we went to the National Gallery to look at the work of a
real master. His art just sells itself! Famous and important personalities are
racing to make the merited doctor the best offer before his retirement. Alan
Heidfeld is a very nice person, who will be very happy to tell you about his
experience from the state final exams which he made 40 years ago. This artwork
is the best moment of his career. But we must admit: no matter how good job you
have, you just cannot compare with this. We seek some expression of ourselves
in the artworks of the others, because we alone are not able to make our own
proclamation. Yes, also because of this reason people want to buy the sculpture
"Umbilical Head". Is the world really that sick that it needs such
horrifying structures like this one? According to the opinions of critics it's
like having your brain disentangled, mixed with your intestine and poured with
slime. It took the breath from all critics (including our breath), because even
the most criminal surgeon in his wildest dream could not imagine something like
this up to now. We asked one visitor of the exposition, what his opinion about
this sculpture was. Jake Morgendorffer: "It's marvellous, I'll probably
buy it for my wife's birthday. We will place it above the kitchen counter to
get the right inspiration for cooking. I'm sure that my wife will create the
best delicacies with such an amount of inspiration. What do you say,
Daria?" "We should better place it in my sister's room to give her
the picture of her cosmetic merriment.". And now we proudly bring you the
a small interview with the big star of the obstetrical heaven: Alan Heidfeld.
Sick Sad World: "Where do you get the inspiration
for creating your masterpieces from?"
A.H.: "You know, when you have been working in a
God-forsaken hospital, one gets almost any idea to get out from the endless
circle."
SSW: "So now, when there's so much interest in
your work, will you continue with your art activities?"
AH: "Yes, I'm preparing to create various
compositions. At the moment, I am working on a very complicated composition of
several sculptures called "A Party At The Maternity Ward" But it is
difficult in our state because the natality in our state is low and I don't
have enough cords!"
SSW: "If we had known that, we would have
organised a voluntary subscription of umbilical cords throughout the whole
States. Thank you for the interview. We wish you good luck in obtaining of
umbilical cords. What about a beneficial concert of maternity doctors?"
AH: "Really a brilliant idea. And by the way,
would you like to be our major sponsor?"
So, Alan Heidfeld is an artist, whose name will be
surely mentioned in the future.
Why did the dinosaurs die out? Next time in the Sick Sad World: Apocalypse as a consequence of keeping domestic animals.